Like jokes

Like if I'm fine-ish.

Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.

My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.

I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.

Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.

A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."

I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."

I like wine how I like my woman.

4 year old locked in a basement.

I like CHEESE!

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.

Why do gay people like sports?

Because they get to play with balls.

POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.

What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?

Uranus!

(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.

Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.

Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.

Why didn’t the girl like stairs?

They were always up to something.

If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.