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If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
I like turtles.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.