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Did you know that good Catholic girls like to WAP?
Yeah, they are all about Worship and Prayer.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.
The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
I like cats.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm racist.
I don't like green cars.
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Octopus, more like octopussy.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.