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Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
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There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Would you like to eat some African food?
So would they...
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱