Like jokes

I like dicks... sporting goods.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Why don’t clams like to share? Because they’re very shellfish.

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

What song does Saturn sing?

"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

Lemme tell you a little story.

It’s night. You’re in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing it—scratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself it’s rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow… then faster.

So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.

Your heart’s pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweat’s dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.

And finally… you peel back the last plank.

And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.

BOOOOOOO!!!!

It’s Anne Frank.

Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?

Son goat: No, what?

Dad goat: Goat meat.

Son goat: *Gasps*

Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.

What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

Why do orphans like stealing things?

They wanted to have company.

Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.

I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.

I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.

Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.

You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.