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I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
You look like a burger.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏