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Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

Like (DYM 82).

If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?

"Ghost Musterd."

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.

My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^

Pontypool is rough.

I like pie.

Whatever it is, I kind of like it.

I like tortles.

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

I like tacos more than you like tacos.

Who likes more tacos?

Mee! said the taco.

If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.