Like jokes
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Like this if you like me.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I like moldy food.
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
Like (DYM 148).
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Like (DYM 82).
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.