Like jokes
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Memes
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
That is so bad, just like you.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."