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Stephen Hawking like black willies.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
Roblox usernames be like: "25k_baddieee."
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
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A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"