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An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎

What is Batman like?

He is an orphan.

Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.

He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Why did the cow knock over Johnny?

Because the cow felt like to dumb.

We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?