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Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

What is your body like? Soft.

Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.

Texter 2: How?

Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

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You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

Why don't orphans like getting lost?

Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.