Like jokes
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Wordle be like (Part 2):
COMBS 💚🩶🩶🩶💚
CURES 💚💚🩶🩶💚
CULTS 💚💚🩶💚💚
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
Memes
new years be like in my house
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
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You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.