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What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

You fighting? More like you're dying!

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Your eyebrows run away like your dad.

What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?

Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.

You like kissing boys, don't you?

Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?

Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽

Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.

That’s like 20 years from now, I said.

He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.

How do rappers like their coffee?

With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.

I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.

Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.