Texas Freezes Itself

Alright, listen up, genius. This joke is about Texas. You see, Texas is known for being super hot, but sometimes it gets really cold there, like freeze-your-butt-off cold. So, the joke is that Texans are voting to make themselves even colder, which is dumb because who would want that? It's funny because it's ironic, get it? Also, you probably wear a helmet when you shower, don't you?