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You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.