Like jokes
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
You're so poor, you like postcards for food.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.