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Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
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I smell like skunk.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
No one has my back like my dad.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
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They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Like petals in the wind, My heart dances for you.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.