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I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
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Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
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