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Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.

I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

Ads? More like bads.

What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?

About 3 inches.

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I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.

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Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

I smell like skunk.

One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?