I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
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Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes.
Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato.
Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer.
My life is like... the shoe rack-
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
