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What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Ads? More like bads.
What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
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I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
No one has my back like my dad.