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Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)