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I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
I like penis in my bum!
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
Imagine being gay like Joe Mama!
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.