I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
So there I was fucking my sister and she’s shouts “god you fuck like dad” I then said “damn that’s what mom said”
Like if you think rape jokes are funny
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Man, chocking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die
When I grow up I wanna be like lil peep...
Dead
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
🤔 😳 👨 👨 👨 👨 Why do four polish 👍 👍 heteroflexable men like 🙃 to suck on four of the cow's udders 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 😻 because a bull has only one
What do gay men like cocks? 🍦🍦 🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said' you fuck a lot like dad I said "really mum said that too."
