Like jokes
I like tortles.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
Story done. Please like.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.