Like Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and McDonalds?

They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.

Dark jokes are like a new day suicidal people don’t get it

Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl? I’d really like to meter

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big fat blow job.

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

1 like=1 more orphan I dropkick

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dark,Rich, and Imported

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has giving him a brojob? because of the cream filling inside just like the individually wrapped cakes of hostess twinkies

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit

why do not air come down,I think gravity didn't like the facebook page of air.('''_ ''')

Dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

1 like =1 kid in my oven. Im trying to get followers and comments please

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.