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What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
like this if you have ever been abused.
My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
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Friends are like trees, they fall over if you hit them with an ax.
This year my friends wanted to dress up as crayons for Halloween. They asked me if I wanted to be a tan crayon. I didn’t want to, but I said yes to be nice. I wish I had said no, because now I look like a dick to everyone else.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?