Like jokes
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Texas be like, "We vote to freeze ourselves!"
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!