My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...
I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
First Football Game and Sex Comparison
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Explain Bear
Listen here, Christopher. You’re not too bright, are ya? It’s a bit twisted, see? You're comparing your first football game to losing your virginity. Both times you ended up beat up, but in the end, your dad showed up. The punchline is in the double meaning of the word 'came,' which means showing up or climaxing. It’s a little awkward and cringy, kinda like you.
CHRIS
YOU FUCKING GAY
human
i think it should be bruised instead because bloody is just idk lol
PizzaSlice
I've seen this one at least 4 times ur cringe