First Football Game and Sex Comparison

Listen here, Christopher. You’re not too bright, are ya? It’s a bit twisted, see? You're comparing your first football game to losing your virginity. Both times you ended up beat up, but in the end, your dad showed up. The punchline is in the double meaning of the word 'came,' which means showing up or climaxing. It’s a little awkward and cringy, kinda like you.