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Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
Funny Test Answers #6
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
Like if you love food!
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.