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My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.

The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.

Like if this is you lmfao

The image shows a meme. The text reads 'Walking past a class that your friend is in.' A man is looking through a window.

when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)

-> in reality, :( (sob)

depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.

Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.

Like if you love food!

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.

In my free time, I like to help blind people.

Verb, not adjective.

Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?

He has no legs...

Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.

Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."

Walnut says, "I look like a brain."

Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."

Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"

Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?

Johnny was deaf.

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Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.