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My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.