Like jokes
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!
True story by the way.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.
Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.
There's like a weird after taste though.
Kinda like a sparkling water one.
I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.