Emo Discounts

  • Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?

    Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!

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  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, genius. Emos are known for cutting themselves, right? So, this joke plays on that messed-up stereotype. The joke is that the cashier can scan the emo kid's wrist for "discounts" because of all the barcodes, I mean, cuts. You probably thought they were actually scanning for discounts, didn't you?

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