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A Liver Request

Anonymous
4 years ago ·
  • Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.

    Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.

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    • Liver
    • Doctor
    • Dad
    • Baby
    • Family
    • Brain

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    Hey, numbskull! The dad *misheard* the doctor! He thought the doc was asking if he wanted the baby to *have* a liver, like it's optional or somethin'. Everyone's born with a liver, you walnut!

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  • PPortable Ridgeback

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