Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Hey, numbskull! The dad *misheard* the doctor! He thought the doc was asking if he wanted the baby to *have* a liver, like it's optional or somethin'. Everyone's born with a liver, you walnut!