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There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.