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It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?

Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.

Someone cutting the cheese then farted.

Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

At 6, she wanted a happy mama.

At 8, she hated acting like a mom.

At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.

At 11, she wanted to see her mom.

Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!

Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?

Because it's in bread.

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."