Like jokes
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!