Like jokes

Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.

Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.

Why do dogs like skeletons?

Because they're boneheads.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?

Long John Silvers or Captain D's.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Why do orphans like Monopoly?

To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.

What did the horses say to the donkeys?

"Jackasses, please like!"

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"Balls" got me like: 😂

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Why do orphans like fucking other dads?

Because they get to have a daddy.

I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?

They never land.

Just like the planes.