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Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

sad sad sad

now you laugh and like

thank you!

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.

Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

I like chips.

There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.

An orange jumpsuit that is :)

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.

From the makers of Mangeone...

On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.