What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Like Jokes
Why do people in Alabama like peanut butter and jelly?
Because it's in bread.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
I like pepper.
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
