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It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
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I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.