The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, the teacher is assigning homework, right? Some kids do it, but one lazy bonehead doesn't. The joke takes a dark turn when the narrator imagines the consequences for the kid who didn't do his homework involve getting smacked and almost unaliving himself. It's like, yikes, talk about overreacting to a missed assignment! Also you are dumb.
That dude
oh wow. That's hard to believe.