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It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
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You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
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(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.