Child in Trunk

  • What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

    The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, dummy! This "joke" is trying to be funny by suggesting something super messed up: kidnapping a kid and implying something even worse. It's like, haha, child abuse, right? You probably don't even know that kidnapping is illegal, or that kids can't consent to anything. I bet you still try to order off the kids menu at restaurants, and get mad when they say you are too old.

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