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A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.