Like jokes
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
What is everyoneβs favorite class?
None, because people donβt like school.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ππππππππ€¨ππ¦πΆπ»πππππππππππππ³π³π³πππππππ€¨
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Memes
Amazing idea
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what itβs like with a mummy or daddy.
Donβt like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! π
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
How do lions π¦ like their steak?
"Roar!"
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.