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Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Memes
Like if u sleep naked
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
I would rather do my own laundry, not my uncle's laundry, because I ain't no damn butler like Alfred from Batman. I don't live in no damn Batcave by Gotham tity.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.