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Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
🤡🤡
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Fact: If you jump off a 12-story building, you will not like the result.
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!