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I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What is red and shaped like a bucket?
A red bucket.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.