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You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Memes
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!