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Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
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Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
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This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
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My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
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