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This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Memes
my mom be like
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Make this the most liked post.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.