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I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
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Area 51 be like:
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I am curious how many likes this will get.
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"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
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Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Girl: Hey. Boy: Hi? Girl: I need to tell you something... Boy: WHAT? Girl: I like you. Boy: And I hate you. Boy: YOU'RE A CHICKEN 🐔🐔 🐔 Girl: I HATE YOU YOU POOP 💩💩💩💩 Girl: LOSER L Boy: I thought you said you liked me. Girl: SHUT UP CHICKEN/POOP 💩💩🐔 🐔 Boy: GIRL BYE Girl: Bye Felicia.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!