Like jokes
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Like if I'm fine-ish.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...