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Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.