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You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he says.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
"Proud Boys," more like insecure little bitches!
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.