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Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
I bet you like men!
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?