Like jokes

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

One like = more from me to you. 👊

Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"

Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Why do orphans like to play tennis?

Because that’s the only love they will get.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

Life is like a penis. It is short.

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

Like if you will sub to Patty Mahomes.

Comment if you will sub to Parker Finch.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.

When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.

My sister.

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎