I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
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Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
