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How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.