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Heaven is like university: no one gets in.

Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?

They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Why are uncles like curries?

Because bad ones hurt your asshole.

I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.

Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.