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The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.