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Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.