Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
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Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
