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What do rapists like to suck?

The life out of their victim.

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

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Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

I like ramen. If you do, like!

What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?

'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.

I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

Like (DYM 148).

Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.

why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger.

Cats are like onions; when I cut them, I cry.

There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.