How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Like Jokes
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
I bet you like men!
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
