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So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Ever noticed that "lol" looks like a person drowning?
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
I only have a few friends, like if you relate.
Based on a true story.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.