Lifestyle jokes

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

Who left him hanging?

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.

What's your fav color?

"Emo kid hanging."

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

What do emo kids and bananas have in common?

They both hang on trees.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Credit to omnom.

Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.

What’s Emos favourite bacci?

Cutters choice.

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

I love sleep 🛏!

So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.

Beau Ruse is Gay.

What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?

They both eat from trash.