Lifestyle jokes

🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?

Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄

Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

Who left him hanging?

What's your fav color?

"Emo kid hanging."

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

What do emo kids and bananas have in common?

They both hang on trees.

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

Credit to omnom.

Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.

What’s the only reason Emos drink?

To get hungover.

What’s Emos favourite bacci?

Cutters choice.

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.

So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.

What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.

I love sleep 🛏!

I can make a living with the "Treat Yo self" budget.

Yet I can’t use the "Help yo self" budget.