Lifestyle jokes
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
I had to give up my vegetarian diet. Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.