Lifestyle jokes
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Maga shaman is a vegan, lmao!
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What do you do when you made a misteak?
You do some yoga 🧘♀️ and say, "Namaaa steak."
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
Who is your mum?
An emo.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
I'm a recovering cake addict.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.