Lifestyle jokes
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Do it
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?