What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Listen here, lil' cub. Emos are known for being sad and angsty, right? Fruit Ninja is a game where you slice up fruit. Get it? They're slicing up their feelings! I bet you like "My Little Pony" or something. Don't even get me STARTED on those sparkly freaks.