Life jokes
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Memes
Just me...
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Me. I am the joke.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.