Life jokes

One time, a cow saved my life.

It was bovine intervention.

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can actually call home.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

A: One of them gets picked.

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?

One goes up and one goes down.

Hello, everyone, how is your day today?

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?

Because it's family size! 😂

Imagine not having a dad.

Quote of the day:

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!