Life jokes
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.
These jokes make me want to die.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Louie's parents tried this.
Why did the mushroom kill himself?
Because he had a mushy life.
My peepee small.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable in a wheelchair?
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What do you tell someone who has depression?
Answer: Just hang in there.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.