Life jokes

My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.

Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

A: One of them gets picked.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Hello everyone! I just came back! How are things going?

Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?

Because it's family size! 😂

Quote of the day:

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

Your life, that's all.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?

Me: Me.

Friend: *does nothing*

(x_x)

I forgot that I don't have friends.

What did the fish say to the other fish?

"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"

What day should you drink water?

Thursday, Thirstday!

Why do my kids die?

Stinky Oussy :D

Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!

I went to the store, and yeah...

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

Me. I am the joke.