Life jokes

Why does this exist?

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.

Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡

Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?

What's one advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚

Why did the orphan kill itself?

Because he's depressed about no family.

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

A: One of them gets picked.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

Hello, everyone, how is your day today?