Here’s another joke my friend told me.
What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.
they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.
I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section
Guys don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!
At the library I got in trouble for putting a cooking in the women section
Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....
Immobile means I'm mobile in my books.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"
A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
are you spanish cuz i will say hola do u go to biblioteca also spanish you will never guess the biblioteca word find it i dare you
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
Make him read a book
this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it
a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won't bring it back
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
