Library

Library jokes

Magazine

    • Me: Hey, that's a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there?

    The Quiet Kid: Yeah, magazines.....

    Womens rights

    • Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

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    • Guy

    • I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

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    • Library memes

    Shooter

    • Here’s another joke my friend told me.

    What did the school shooter do when the librarian told him to be quiet? Pulled out a silencer.

    Stereotype

    • I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

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    • Job

    • I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

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    • Suicide

    • This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.

    The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"

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    • Book

    • Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.

    Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.

    Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.

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    • Line

    • What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

    You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

    Suicide

    • I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"

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