Library Jokes

Here’s another joke my friend told me.

What did the school shooter do when the libraryin told him to be quit? Pulled out a silencer.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.

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Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?

The second hand book was loved once..

they put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library

I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.

Guys don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section it was the worst mistake of my life!

I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section

Me: Hey thats a really heavy bag, do you have a lot of books and magazines in there? The Quiet Kid: Yeah, Magazines.....

At the library I got in trouble for putting a cooking in the women section

Immobile means I'm mobile in my books.

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Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book? You look at the emo girl and say "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"

A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

Why is America the fastest readers?

They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds

I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.