Library

Library Jokes

I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you.

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self

Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the united states that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library? Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle, the Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieved political and social goals

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I got a job at a library,i got fired after 15 minutes,they told me it was because I put women's right in fiction section

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section

are you spanish cuz i will say hola do u go to biblioteca also spanish you will never guess the biblioteca word find it i dare you

Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?

The second hand book was loved once..

why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.