Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much
Q-Who’s the fastest readers in the world? A-the 911 victims, they when through 20 stories in seconds
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
*A man walks into a library* Man: Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: ... Librarian: ... The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books.. Instead they got dozens of Magazines.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the united states that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library? Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle, the Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieved political and social goals
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I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy he started crying and I said stand up for you self
This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says f*** no you won’t return it
yo mum so dumb, she went to the library to find facebook
I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.
I asked to borrow a book from the library, it was titled 'suicide in ten easy steps' the cunt just stood and said "cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
my junk was in the book of world records until i got kicked out of the library
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess. Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
