Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the united states that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library? Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle, the Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieved political and social goals
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I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
a man went into a libary to get a book on how to commit sucide the libarian said "no you won't bring it back
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Make him read a book.
this isnt an orphan joke but. I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Q-Who’s the fastest readers in the world? A-the 911 victims, they when through 20 stories in seconds
my junk was in the book of world records until i got kicked out of the library
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
