Library

Library jokes

Dino

There was a dino at the library today.

It was reading a thesaurus.

Suicide

A man walks into a library.

Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"

Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"

Suicidal Man: ...

Librarian: ...

The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Memes

Spotify

The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

Woman

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

School

The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.

Paranoia

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

Memes

Community

Hey guys, i ́m at the library right now, my parents think i ́m studing, but i ́m not. I have some sad news. My parents are going to divorce. It ́s not because of this, but because of something else happening right now.