Library jokes
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
This guy walks into a library one day and asks the librarian for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, "F*** no, you won’t return it!"
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Community talk
Any girls on this site this is for you
Good thing I have a library card because I’m checking you out
Hey guys, i´m at the library right now, my parents think i´m studing, but i´m not. I have some sad news. My parents are going to divorce. It´s not because of this, but because of something else happening right now.