There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
