Library jokes
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Community talk
Any girls on this site this is for you
Good thing I have a library card because I’m checking you out
Hey guys, i ́m at the library right now, my parents think i ́m studing, but i ́m not. I have some sad news. My parents are going to divorce. It ́s not because of this, but because of something else happening right now.