Library

Library jokes

Verdict

  • We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.

    Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?

    Woman

  • I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

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  • Suicide

  • A man walks into a library.

    Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"

    Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"

    Suicidal Man: ...

    Librarian: ...

    The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

    Paranoia

  • A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

    The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

    Community talk

  • Hey guys, i 虂m at the library right now, my parents think i 虂m studing, but i 虂m not. I have some sad news. My parents are going to divorce. It 虂s not because of this, but because of something else happening right now.