What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Whatโs another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
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Ur sister a mister
Ur family tree LGBT
Ur famnily reunion a homosexual communion
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy ๐ ๐คช ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ญ ๐ค ๐ฎ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅฐ โบ๏ธ
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they donโt like where real meat comes from.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A fingers gun
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
