Lesbian jokes
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Memes
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.