Lesbian

Lesbian Jokes

Cannibal

Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"

She pulls out a knife and fork.

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  • Drug

    A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.

    It’s called Trycoxagain.

    Difference

    What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

    If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    Rope

    Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

    Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

    Man: Oh, here's your rope.

    Family

    Ur dad lesbian.

    Ur sister a mister.

    Ur family tree LGBT.

    Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

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  • Meat

    Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

    Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.

    Feminazi

    If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

    They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

    Marriage License

    If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

    Sex

    How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.