i told my mom that i have a crush she replied with: "so u like girls" i said: "uhm no no no " BUT im lesbian someone help how do i tell her without her hitting me with a belt??
what do you call a lesbian alien a lesbeening
What do turtals and lesbians have in comen
they both choke on plastic
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss!!
What do you call a lesbian? Me
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
why do i tell bad jokes im a lesbian
*Me walk into the nail salon* Hi I'm here for my 3:45 appointment *nail tech* ok sweety come and sit down *Me sits down in the chair* *nail tech* you want long nail short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. ok. *gives me short nail* bro I asked for long nail. But you said bf but u look lesbian* walks out without paying* *nail tech gives money to a customer* there u win. *customer* I told u she would
"We are trans We are Gay We are lesbian We are Bi" We Do Not Care
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first
Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses
Imagine this..ur a lesbian and ur doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say "eat me baby"
She pulls out a knife and fork
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common They both choke on plastic
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist? They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Mingeeta.
