Lesbian jokes
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
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What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?