A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
