Lesbian

Lesbian jokes

Meat

Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.

Memes

Rope

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

Lesbian couple

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Mom

I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?

Cannibal

Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"

She pulls out a knife and fork.

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  • Family

    Ur dad lesbian.

    Ur sister a mister.

    Ur family tree LGBT.

    Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

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  • Feminazi

    If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?

    They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️

    Marriage License

    If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

    Sex

    How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.