Lesbian jokes
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
Memes
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?