Lesbian jokes
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.