Lesbian jokes
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
My lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday.
But, I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch!"
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.