What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.