Lesbian jokes
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.