What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What do you lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
What do you call a lesbian? Me
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
