Lesbian jokes
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.