Lesbian jokes
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."