Lesbian

Lesbian jokes

Race

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

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    Date

    Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

    Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

    Dick

    Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.

    Contractor

    Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

    He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.

    Bastard

    How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?

    The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.

    Rolex

    My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.

    Drug

    A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.

    It’s called Trycoxagain.

    Difference

    What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

    If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

    Accident

    Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.