Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
im hertophobic- - aka im allergic to all straight guys
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eat-a-lot-of-pus
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way. 2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind. 3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
how did the lesbian die? homocide
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said "I wanna watch"
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A fingers gun
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders
what do you call two lesbians in a closet. A liquor cabinet
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first ... the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
What do you call a crazy lesbian? Fruit Loops.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Her chest was so flat felt gay while hugging her
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual
The same way that you would treat anybody else you homophobic bastard
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definately not an accident.
