Lesbian

Lesbian jokes

Bastard

How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?

The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.

Memes

Date

Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?

Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.

Dick

Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.

Lesbian couple

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Contractor

Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.

Rolex

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.

Accident

Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.

Mom

I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?