Lesbian jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Memes
Achievement get!
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?
He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definitely not an accident.