Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch
What do you call a lesbian? Me
what do you call a lesbian alien a lesbeening
i told my mom that i have a crush she replied with: "so u like girls" i said: "uhm no no no " BUT im lesbian someone help how do i tell her without her hitting me with a belt??
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. It’s called Trycoxagain.