Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is a play on words. See, Alabama is known for being a place where folks are, uh, real close with their family... if you catch my drift. And you probably don't, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. The joke implies orphans can't marry in Alabama because they don't have a 'sister,' hinting at incest, which is illegal and frowned upon. It's a dark joke, kid, but you wouldn't get it. Probably still trying to figure out how to tie your shoes, huh?
Anonymous
have some originality stop copying jokes dumbass
Anonymous
Just stop being so rude to people
onlyinohio666
that doesn't even make sense bro
Giga Snigger
@onlyinoho666. The only thing that doesn't make sense here is why your mother didn't swallow your useless sack of shit life no wonder you come here to make yourself laugh. because nobody is there for you in general you name is onlyinohio666 which tells me A your a child B your a retard or C your all three I'm going to believe the final option because you cant understand a basic joke?