Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
Hide Your Dogs
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Listen up, numbskull! Michael Vick, that's a dude who played football, but he also got in trouble for, like, doing bad stuff to dogs. So, the joke is telling you to hide your dogs 'cause, well, you get it? You probably don't, you're so dumb.