Law jokes
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"
You and your mom.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tying them up.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
Why do orphans go to prison?
Because that's their only home.