Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!
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i’m illegal
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
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Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room
Women be like if men are gone earth would be a better place, forgets women help to create war,weapons,animal and human cruelty and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes
what goes up must come down apart from mr vyse
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
YO THREE KID'S PLAY HIDE IN GO SEEK THEIR NAME'S ARE TROUBLE MANNERS AND SHUTUP SHUTUP HIT THE POLICE STATION MANNERS HIT THE TRASHCAN TROUBLE IS THE SEEKER WHEN THEY GO AND HIDE AND ALL THAT SHIT THE POLICE MAN COME'S UP TO SHUT UP AND GOES HEY KID WHAT'S YOUR NAME WELL SHUTUP LOOK'S AT HIM AND GOES SHUTUP POLICE MAN SAY'S EXCUSE ME KID WERE'S YOUR MANNERS AT SHUT UP GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH POLICE MAN GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH AND THEN POLICE MAN GOES HEY KID ARE U LOOKING FOR TROUBLE THEN SHUTUP GOES AND SAY'S NO TROUBLE'S LOOKING FOR ME
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Have a pregnant lady murders someone does the child get an assist
What is a pedophiles favourite age range? 9 11
