If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?
Why did the baseball player get arrested. He tried to steal third
a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
Bale me out!
so you wanna play like that ayy, well sydney dident wanna play like that either. and thats why you got arrested
what animal always breaks the law? a cheetah
Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.
What do you call a pillow that been on the bed for 20 years in jail A criminal 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
murder murder suicide by police
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? -- It was given two consecutive sentences.
Q: How do you know a wishing well works? A: If your mother-in-law falls down it
YO THREE KID'S PLAY HIDE IN GO SEEK THEIR NAME'S ARE TROUBLE MANNERS AND SHUTUP SHUTUP HIT THE POLICE STATION MANNERS HIT THE TRASHCAN TROUBLE IS THE SEEKER WHEN THEY GO AND HIDE AND ALL THAT SHIT THE POLICE MAN COME'S UP TO SHUT UP AND GOES HEY KID WHAT'S YOUR NAME WELL SHUTUP LOOK'S AT HIM AND GOES SHUTUP POLICE MAN SAY'S EXCUSE ME KID WERE'S YOUR MANNERS AT SHUT UP GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH POLICE MAN GOES OH MANNERS IN THE TRASH AND THEN POLICE MAN GOES HEY KID ARE U LOOKING FOR TROUBLE THEN SHUTUP GOES AND SAY'S NO TROUBLE'S LOOKING FOR ME
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day, I love being a hitman
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
