Law jokes
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Why was the belt arrested?
It held up a pair of pants.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
KK or Liv?
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!