Law jokes
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.