What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
