Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Law Jokes
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
