Law jokes
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
Memes
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: broðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....