Soldier's Heart

The joke plays on the common expression "heart of a soldier," which implies bravery and courage. But it then twists this by adding that his dad has a restraining order from that soldier's family, implying that his behavior wasn't as heroic and was instead bad, funny, and possibly threatening.

• Dad
• Heart
• Relationship
• Family
• Military
• Law

• My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
• My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
• Wanna hear a good joke? My dad’s love for me.
• I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.