Have a pregnant lady murders someone does the child get an assist
What is a pedophiles favourite age range? 9 11
I went home to & I saw my friend kissing my sister I say what’s going on. They both told me that they’re going out with each other. I said alright. The next morning I see my friend kissing my mom I said what going here. They both told me they’re going out with each other. Then my friend said to me I gave you 3 gifts. 1 gift I’m your best friend. 2 gift I’m your new brother n law. 3 gift I’m your new stepfather. I felt so happy I had a friend that looking out for me.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
Why did the orphan go to jail because he could finally have a home
what's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?!... outlaws are wanted :)
Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years
one horny henry
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, the sharks are not even bothering him! And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?
If you kill someone, that's murder. If you kill a family member, that's still murder. If you kill a child, that's "child abuse"
Ok I put one penny down do you smell anything? :1 scent I put two penny's down do you see any fruit? :2 pairs I put three penny's down do you see and law enforcement? :3 coppers I put four penny's down do you see any cars? :4 Lincolns I put 5 penny's down do you see any pussies? : NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT
Why did the baseball player get arrested. He tried to steal third
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
Bale me out!
a fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly a physicist saw it and said thats not how law of conservation of mass works plot twist the fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong now the physicist doesnt have mass
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday God being a sniper is so fun
