Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970 and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband. She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband. He was a christian so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? the bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes it does and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? Thats not funny.
I'll tell ya whats funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over Im just aBiden the law officer.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
Big mom is so fat: Trafalgar law can’t make enough room for her.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in france only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms? anal sex and oral sex is against the law in france
Why don't gay greek men in greece perform anilingus on each other? because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in greece
Women be like if men are gone earth would be a better place, forgets women help to create war,weapons,animal and human cruelty and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
what's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?!... outlaws are wanted :)
Who would win? The laws of the catholic church which have been affective for over 900 years
one horny henry
I walk in on my little sister when she was naked. The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother n law is going to be a very happy person.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday God being a sniper is so fun
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagans Fifa team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan
I took my mother in law out today...
I love being a sniper...
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
Cops be like dead from covid hahaha should of listened to the law you dumb dead pigs
What’s the best math equation to eat?
Cos Law
