Law Jokes

Why do orphans wanna be a criminal? So that they can be wanted.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?

I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.

whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law..... an out-law is wanted.

You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back to your family

So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

If you drink, don’t drive. People cause accidents.

If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs

Why does JD Vance not need conviction?

His running mate has 34 of them!

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".