A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is £1,000."
But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys.
Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
