whats the difference between an in-law and an out-law..... an out-law is wanted.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
If you drink, don’t drive. People cause accidents.
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs
Some people think prison is one word...but to criminals it’s a whole sentence.
what do you call a priest that graduated from law school
father in law
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back to your family
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man.. In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
why do orphans commit crimes
to be wanted
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
