Itβs OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, itβs considered against the law
In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man.. In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal. It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
why do orphans commit crimes
to be wanted
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over Im just aBiden the law officer.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11. Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket
It's not incest if you're adopted.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
justice for all
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
