justice for all
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
im required by law to tell you i am a regesterd sex offender
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!
i’m illegal
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Age is just a number Police are just people Jail is just a room
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
If you think no one cares about you, stop paying your taxes
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
what goes up must come down apart from mr vyse
"Officer I dropped kicked that child in self defense." -Techno
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
ya make 10 paintings, you arent an artist ya make 20 meals, you arent a chef but when i kill ONE PERSON, im a "horrible person" and a "menace to society"
Why did the orphan go to jail because he could finally have a home
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
