Law jokes
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.