Law jokes
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
"Lock him up, you know, Trump!"
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"