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Law Jokes
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.
