Law jokes
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Memes
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.