Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, buddy. The joke is that the person who got hit in the eye with a cup called 911 and said they got mugged, which is like, robbed. But getting hit with a cup isn't really a mugging, see? It's just a silly overreaction, which makes it funny, in a dumb way. You probably call 911 when your ice cream falls on the ground.