Law jokes
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Memes
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.