Law jokes
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.