Law jokes
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Memes
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!