Law jokes
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
Me: Hi Jacob!
Jacob: Hi.
Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!
Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?