Law jokes
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did the pillow go to court?
Because it had a pillowcase!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
I'd hit you, but if I did, I'd go to jail for animal abuse.