A man walks into a bar... Oww!
Law Jokes
"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self-defense." -Techno
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
A: What did the lawyer say to the amputee?
Q: You haven't got a leg to stand on.
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
I'm required by law to tell you I am a registered sex offender.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
When you step on the scales, it says "to be confined."
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
