Law jokes
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Why do laws forbid hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: Insider trading.
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, and that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.